You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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