on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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