We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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