well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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