I'm really into asian looking animals
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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