A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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