what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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