you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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