I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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