that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
