All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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