This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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