I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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