I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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