My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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