Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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