i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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