erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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