Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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