Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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