What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
