we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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