? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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