Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he quoted the bible to break up with me
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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