just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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