Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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