So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
