He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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