This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
True college students do jello shots in the library
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