He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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