Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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