I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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