C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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