My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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