I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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