? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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