arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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