I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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