Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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