i think my mom watched the whole time
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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