you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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