i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
