you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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