Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I think people are normalizing furries
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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