i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Randomize
