where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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