Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I cut my penus on the lid.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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