I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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