last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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