I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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