i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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