the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
