Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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