turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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