eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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