please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He? As in you personified your dick?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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