So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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