they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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