is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
