they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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